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"In October of 1999, we went back down to the basement with a four-track and endless beer. This is Andy Davus."

Darlin' • Walkin' • Bloke 4 Coke • Blackout • Greg
Happy • Baby Don't Lie • "O" Out Of "Country" • gdr • Hole in the Bottle

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BLOKE FOR COKE

It took a long, long time
To get her off my mind
The DEA said I was doing
Right by her
For God and Country I did tattle
On Lucinda and the rattle
Of them bars, forever in my ears

Don't dump your bloke for coke
Or he'll turn you in
Not just expensive and disturbing
It's a sin
Live to regret all of your days
In a redneck purple haze
In a Women's Prison Movie
Bull-Dyke Maze

(Hough/Hough/Hough) © 1999 3BH Music

GREG

Used to like Swan Dives
He used to be the shit
He used to like Gaynors
Now he likes Brad Pitt
He's out of the water
With new fields to plow
My friend Greg Louganis is
Lap-diving now

Been three long years
Since he took a plunge
He's out on a book tour
He's queer as a sponge
He likes smelling doggies
He likes watching pornos
He's out of the water
And into my Speedos

Well, they say it can happen
To lots of young boys who
Spend more time than they should
With other boys in Speedos
And that's what happened
To Greg Louganis
He's lap-diving now

(Hough/Hough/Hough) ©1999 3BH Music